Gortash, trying to think of a way to spend more time with Durge: Hey uhh your ancestral torture racks are on display in the city. Do you want to go steal them together? 👉👈
And the best part is that this first date went well, according to the Butler's Morning checklist
more durgetash posts
Listen. I don't know exactly how long Durge and Gortash knew each other, but wouldn't it have been absolutely hilarious. if upon meeting karlach the first time just
Wyll: ah I have finally found you, advocatus diaboli-
Karlach: yeah okay give me a minute before you kill me, YOURE THAT GUY THAT FUCKED ENVER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE
durge, like 3 days old, freshly discovering the whole "sex" thing again: I did what. With who
Gale: What does everyone want to drink?
Astarion: Blood
Durge: Blood
Karlach: Apple juice
Gale: Karlach, I love you so much right now
help I accidentally positioned my Durge and Gale in the funniest way regarding Gortash especially bc I'm a firm "Gortash and Durge had a thing" believer lmao
one of the funniest things in BG3 is how the horny and overly pornographic sex god that is Astarion really just wants to be loved and cuddled, and the calm, serious, stoic, no-nonsense Halsin is totally down for a orgy
[ID: A hospital sign for room 800B that is labeled as being for Women’s Care Specialists and Mammogram/Ultrasound. Visually, “800B” is similar to the word “boob,” which is quite relevant. End ID]
official boob post
this is like how people always say “oh this would kill a medieval peasant” girl you strongly underestimate the resilience of these fuckers. they would embrace your challenge with love and curiosity
it’s always “this modern thing would kill a medieval peasant” whereas it should be “this medieval thing would kill the modern gamer”
no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those streams. I knew it was half life vr ai. The rise of the science team. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the rtvs Team to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This bait and switch? He’s done worse. That Breaking Bad Vr But The AI is self aware! Are you telling me that a man just happens to be walter white? No! He orchestrated it! Wayne! He tricked the science teamers! And I watched him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own browser! What was I thinking? He’ll never be gordon again. He’ll never free man! Ever since he was 27, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the gmod! But not our Wayne! Couldn’t be precious Wayne! tricking us blind! And HE gets to be a streamer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him!
